Betsy Vanderbun

The Language of Lagomorphs

Marvin Underfoot

In the Interest of Interspecies and Intraspecies Relations

Now that you speak fluent Rabbit, you can look forward to long intellectual conversations on the meaning of carrots and the philosophical differences between timothy and alfalfa hay. Well, maybe not. But you just may enjoy being around rabbits more, and they'll certainly be happier around you. You might even find yourself trying to binky. Just make sure not to speak Rabbit to humans who don't speak it too. They will rarely understand, sometimes will run away, and may call the police. Wearing big rabbit ears will probably not help.

Want to learn more about the rabbits shown in this guide?
You can read biographies we've written for Betsy and Marvin.

Betsy nervously attentive
Don't you want to know my life story?

I've added a page for behaviors that I think might be signals but am not sure about, and for communications that other folks have observed and that I'm still studying. If you're interested in these potential future additions to this guide, feel free to read my "Mysterious Rabbit Behaviors" page.

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